Posts Tagged ‘Feeble Attempts at Humor’

The Three Types of Creeps You Meet at an All-Ages Offspring Concert

Posted by: Rites of Patches on June 20, 2009

An Imagined Meeting at NBC Headquarters Regarding the New Fall Schedule

Posted by: Rites of Patches on February 3, 2009

Gandhi vs. Jesus: The Ultimate Showdown

Posted by: Rites of Patches on March 27, 2008

Babies, Jeff Goldblum, and Other People I Don’t Want To See My Penis

Posted by: Rites of Patches on July 25, 2007

Why Ricardo Montalban Should Be in Every Movie

Posted by: Rites of Patches on March 5, 2007

It’s Not Christmas, Dammit!

Posted by: Rites of Patches on October 15, 2006

The Complete List of Things I Like or Even Vaguely Like About Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld

Posted by: Rites of Patches on October 10, 2006

My Country Song

Posted by: Rites of Patches on September 18, 2006