Jeff Zucker: Alright, folks. What do we have for the new season? We need “fresh!” We need to get back to the top!
Moron 1: Well, I thought we could do this sci-fi epic drama, right?
Zucker: I like it, go on…
Moron 1: So, it’s set in space. And there are these humans, but they’re attacked by robots called Cyloffs. So they have to-
Zucker: Wait a second? Cyloffs?
Moron 1: Yeah, and the humans are, get this, looking for Earth!
Zucker: That actually sounds a lot like Battlestar Galactica.
Moron 1: Ummmm….Battlewhat?
Moron 2: Okay, so I have this show. It’s about terrorists, but here’s the kicker. IT’S IN REAL TIME!
Moron 3: So they’re on this island, right?
Zucker: You know what? Fuck it. Give Howie Mandel and Jay Leno more shows.
Woman: What a nice dinner. I could use a little more wine, though.
Man: What happened to our waiter?
Waiter: Hello. I’m your waiter, Bobby Incognito. What can I get for you?
Woman: Can I get more wine, please?
Waiter: Nope, sorry. We’re all out.
Man: Excuse me?
Howie: THIS IS HOWIE DO IT!
Woman & Man Together: Awww, Shit!