Archive for the ‘Movie’ Category

Not Cool, Spider… Not Cool

Posted by: Rites of Patches on June 29, 2014

A Wildly Improbable 2013 Academy Awards

Posted by: Rites of Patches on February 23, 2013

Happy Easter!

Posted by: Rites of Patches on April 4, 2010

Scenes from the First Thanksgiving

Posted by: Rites of Patches on November 29, 2009

The Creature Movie Survival Handbook

Posted by: Rites of Patches on June 27, 2009

If Max Payne Were More Honest

Posted by: Rites of Patches on January 25, 2009

Babies, Jeff Goldblum, and Other People I Don’t Want To See My Penis

Posted by: Rites of Patches on July 25, 2007

Why Ricardo Montalban Should Be in Every Movie

Posted by: Rites of Patches on March 5, 2007

Scenes Which Would Have Been Different Had I Been in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy

Posted by: Rites of Patches on October 29, 2006

Hell Freezes Over

Posted by: Rites of Patches on August 30, 2006