Well, it was nice while it lasted. If you haven’t heard, the patron saint of this site, Emmitt Smith, was fired for sucking at anything unaffiliated with the Dallas Cowboys. While this instantly makes ESPN’s football coverage more coherent, it also ends the relevancy of the name of this site.
We, and by “we” I mean just myself, will continue to carry on as a silent, but inappropriate, tribute to the world’s greatest man. It says in the Talmud, “He who saves one life, saves the world entire.” Or as Emmitt would say, “He who saves one life, saves the world in tires.”
Click this link for the news article and Emmitt’s top ten rapings of the English language.
Rites of Patches 
Maybe they can bring Eric Dickerson out of retirement from his legendary stint as a MNF sideline reporter.
By: Peter Della Penna on February 28, 2009
at 4:04 pm
I heard some of his lines on the radio the other day…he truly was awful.
By: Fantastic on March 2, 2009
at 4:56 pm
Awww, Peter…It took years to repress those memories. Sort of like every time Phil Simms speaks.
By: Rites of Patches on March 3, 2009
at 9:35 pm
well he has a point…you absolutely cannot change the stripes of a leopard.
By: hannah on March 6, 2009
at 3:10 pm