Rites of Patches

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A Reluctant Adult
Adventures in Poor Grammar
Behold the Sky
Dylman MegaMix
Excellent Midwest Woodworking
Nothing but the Rain
Slazenger 1

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An Imagined Meeting at NBC Headquarters Regarding the New Fall Schedule
Babies, Jeff Goldblum, and Other People I Don’t Want To See My Penis
If Max Payne Were More Honest
THE INCREDIBLE AC/DC TRANSLATOR!!!
The Pros and Cons of Peeing on Jeff Van Gundy If He Were on Fire

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Big in Norfolk
Not Cool, Spider… Not Cool
Better Bumper Stickers
A Wildly Improbable 2013 Academy Awards
My Cleaning Crest

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