Posted by: Rites of Patches | October 3, 2009

Articles I Have Decided Not to Write Now That My Religious Mother Knows about My Blog

My Decision to Renounce Religion

How to Hide Your Girlfriend from Your Mother

When I Get Married, It Will Not Be in a Church

How to Hide Your Bastard Children from Your Mother

Why I Enjoy Co-habitation

How to Hide Your Gay Lover from Your Mother

The Pope Sucks and Is Also Full of Lies

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Responses

  1. Oh, write them anyway, you chicken-liver.

  2. Like I need to give you more reasons to pray for me…

  3. How come I have a little quilt-looking thing by my name? I may be a praying mom, but I’m not a quilter. I can’t even sew.

  4. Hahaha. That’s your profile picture since you don’t have a different one. It’s a default option.


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