My Decision to Renounce Religion
How to Hide Your Girlfriend from Your Mother
When I Get Married, It Will Not Be in a Church
How to Hide Your Bastard Children from Your Mother
Why I Enjoy Co-habitation
How to Hide Your Gay Lover from Your Mother
The Pope Sucks and Is Also Full of Lies
Rites of Patches 
Oh, write them anyway, you chicken-liver.
By: mom on October 6, 2009
at 6:41 pm
Like I need to give you more reasons to pray for me…
By: Rites of Patches on October 16, 2009
at 11:57 pm
How come I have a little quilt-looking thing by my name? I may be a praying mom, but I’m not a quilter. I can’t even sew.
By: mom on October 18, 2009
at 9:37 pm
Hahaha. That’s your profile picture since you don’t have a different one. It’s a default option.
By: Rites of Patches on November 29, 2009
at 1:06 am