Bumper stickers are one of my least favorite things on earth. The list probably goes 1) Talk radio 2) The City of Boston 3) Bumper stickers. Actually, we’ll move Boston up to #1. Fuck the Red Sox.
But also, fuck bumper stickers. The vast majority of them try to make some grand political statement in 2-8 words. Can anything worth saying on any political topic be said in that space? Has “Nobama” or “Buck Fush” ever done anything other than piss off the other side and make your own side nod their heads while muttering, “Durr-hurr?”
You know, I’ve been on the fence concerning our incumbent president, but this savvy political analysis has won me over.
I submit not. I also submit better versions of several popular bumper stickers.
Rites of Patches 
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