Archive for the ‘Life’ Category
Fuck Nebraska (My Trip to Colorado by the Numbers)
Posted by: Rites of Patches on August 17, 2010
Mountain Time Pickup Lines of a Tourist Who Is Getting Progressively More Nervous
Posted by: Rites of Patches on August 8, 2010
Scenes from the First Thanksgiving
Posted by: Rites of Patches on November 29, 2009
Articles I Have Decided Not to Write Now That My Religious Mother Knows about My Blog
Posted by: Rites of Patches on October 3, 2009
How I Spent My Summer Vacation
Posted by: Rites of Patches on August 25, 2009
De Facto Segregation or (An Internal Monologue of a Man About to Have an Epiphany)
Posted by: Rites of Patches on July 6, 2009
The Three Types of Creeps You Meet at an All-Ages Offspring Concert
Posted by: Rites of Patches on June 20, 2009
A Short Play Based on the Time I Locked My Keys In My Car Despite Several Safety Mechanisms Designed to Prevent This Very Thing
Posted by: Rites of Patches on January 19, 2009
I’m a Professional
Posted by: Rites of Patches on May 14, 2007
